Stupid Is as Stupid Drives
Dear idiots who groused about driving in Chicago in today's Sun-Times: that's why God invented public transit.
This, a short and hearfelt message to the people quoted in today's Sun-Times article grousing about downtown parking costs when you drive to work.
Suffer.
That's why God invented public transport. My heart does not bleed for you. You want to pay $289 a month to bring your car down here and needlessly congest my neighborhood streets? Go right ahead. My city's coffers -- which you fill up on a daily basis with the overpriced parking fees you pay -- love your money.
