Tag archive for ‘moving violations’

  • When the Flashing Lights Start, Pull Over

    When the Wisconsin police attempt to stop you for driving without a license, it’s usually a good idea not to take them on a high-speed chase back to Illinois down I-94. Unfortunately, my friend, Gay O.J., didn’t have a good idea when those flashing lights started.

  • Aldermen, Beware of Slow News Days

    Yesterday, I was thrilled to learn that nothing bad happened, had happened, or was about to happen in the City of Chicago. I was told so by the Chicago Sun-Times. Well, unless you were 44th Ward Alderman Tom Tunney.