Comments on: Rime of the Pimp Dentist http://www.chicagocarless.com/2008/11/20/rime-of-the-pimp-dentist/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rime-of-the-pimp-dentist My off-road journey to Judaism Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: When the Wind Blows (at Marina City) http://www.chicagocarless.com/2008/11/20/rime-of-the-pimp-dentist/comment-page-1/#comment-2361 When the Wind Blows (at Marina City) Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:58:16 +0000 http://www.chicagocarless.com/?p=411#comment-2361 [...] to condo-board controversies, management company misprints, and at least one (now-convicted) pimp dentist, for better or worse, life in Marina City is rarely uneventful. But how many people can say their [...] [...] to condo-board controversies, management company misprints, and at least one (now-convicted) pimp dentist, for better or worse, life in Marina City is rarely uneventful. But how many people can say their [...]

]]> By: Ken http://www.chicagocarless.com/2008/11/20/rime-of-the-pimp-dentist/comment-page-1/#comment-1443 Ken Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:20:31 +0000 http://www.chicagocarless.com/?p=411#comment-1443 The new plan the dentist enacted brought in hookers, but neighbors reacted with screams and with shouts Wisdom teeth, they found out, Weren't the only things being impacted The new plan the dentist enacted
brought in hookers, but neighbors reacted
with screams and with shouts
Wisdom teeth, they found out,
Weren’t the only things being impacted

]]> By: Robert Salm http://www.chicagocarless.com/2008/11/20/rime-of-the-pimp-dentist/comment-page-1/#comment-1424 Robert Salm Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:54:03 +0000 http://www.chicagocarless.com/?p=411#comment-1424 I got a laugh today reading the story & thinking about all your blogging. Suddenly, I got an inspiration to pen, "Kimmel the Dentist Pimp--a New Musical." Hell, if they can make a musical out of Jerry Springer, just think of the fun had with this material. In Mel Brooks fashion, chorus girls wearing skimpy dental hygienist outfits come out and sing an opening number, "He Keeps a Drillin' While We Get a Fillin'." A scene or two later, a Pam Zekman style character comes out and sings, "Chicago, Has a Whorehouse in It," with residents peering out of their doors following, "...Filthy dark details, and carnal lust..." Then I thought of an even better contribution; an article in the Wall Street Journal titled, "Sex for Dentistry: Effective Barter Techniques in the New American Economy." I got a laugh today reading the story & thinking about all your blogging. Suddenly, I got an inspiration to pen, “Kimmel the Dentist Pimp–a New Musical.” Hell, if they can make a musical out of Jerry Springer, just think of the fun had with this material. In Mel Brooks fashion, chorus girls wearing skimpy dental hygienist outfits come out and sing an opening number, “He Keeps a Drillin’ While We Get a Fillin’.” A scene or two later, a Pam Zekman style character comes out and sings, “Chicago, Has a Whorehouse in It,” with residents peering out of their doors following, “…Filthy dark details, and carnal lust…”

Then I thought of an even better contribution; an article in the Wall Street Journal titled, “Sex for Dentistry: Effective Barter Techniques in the New American Economy.”

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