Comments on: Sarah Palin’s Inner Acceptance Speech

By: The Golden Ticket

The Golden Ticket — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:02:00 +0000

[...] though I early voted for Obama (and against that nutcase Sarah Palin) and despite being a former citizen of an over-crowded metropolis, this ex-New Yorker doesn’t [...]

By: Mike Doyle

Mike Doyle — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:33:56 +0000

That last one is priceless

By: mottdeterre

mottdeterre — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:14:35 +0000

Bravo! And might I humbly embellish:

Palin: “You can be certain wherever he goes, John McCain is the same man.”
Inner Voice: “With a different wife when the one he’s got no longer suits his needs. Wait, should I be worried?”

Palin: “Two decades and five children later, Todd’s still my guy.”
Inner Voice: “Which means — Bristol, you hateful little cow — shotgun marriages can last, so there!”

Palin: “Thank you, and God Bless America!”
Inner Voice: “I wonder if I should start doing my hair like those Texas polygamist wives?”

And then, of course, there’s Cindy McCain’s inner voice throughout the whole week: “Who are these white trash hillbillies, and why are they ruining my coronation?”

By: Shawna R. B. Atteberry » Chicago Carless Nailed the Palin Speech

Shawna R. B. Atteberry » Chicago Carless Nailed the Palin Speech — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:42:52 +0000

[...] hear anything when I visited Chicago Carless. I never heard what she was really saying. Mike did. Sarah Palin’s Inner Acceptace Speech is his translation of Palin’s speech into what her inner voice was really saying. Here are a [...]